Monday, March 10, 2008

spitzer spritzer

So the man fought crime. Is he a cleric? Why not cut him some slack? If he ran a ring, that's a little more serious (for a public official) but if he just needed some cuddling in D.C., leave him alone all ye who are with sin.

And besides, sex and our proclivities for same are so deeply ingrained in our DNA that no thinking man could possibly condemn this man. It would be akin to a biologist condemning the Bonobo monkeys for their sexual escapades.

My only regret is that he was so apologetic. If he's going to resign as all the pundits and holier-than-thou people seem to say, he should take a stand for all men who need to avail themselves of the women working the world's oldest profession. It's the world's oldest for a reason, people; wake up, you moralistic ignoramuses!

One last question to answer: did Spitzer go after any perpetrators of victim-less crimes? If so, that would be the only other reason I can think of for demanding his resignation.

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